May 2013
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tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
lindsaur-gor:
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
howibecametheseaaa:
I live my love life vicariously through Cory and Topanga since my real love life is non-existent…
My heart goes out to the victim in London.
thecaack:
No one deserves such a horrible death.
May you be at peace.
yongmuney:
shoutout to anyone that ever invented a thing
suchagaymer:
jerkidiot:
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
readalot413:
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
bearyourcross:
One of the major differences between Man’s idea of love and God’s truth of love is that Man loves those who love them, while Christ shows us that we are to love those who slay us, those who thirst for our destruction.
